The Marketing Code

Sometimes You Have to Kill to Make a Killing

Stephen Brown

Publisher: Cyan Communications, 2006, 400 pages

ISBN: 1-904879-88-8

Keywords: Marketing

Last modified: July 28, 2021, 11:10 p.m.

Death stalks the streets of Edinburgh, as marketing lecturer Simon Magill receives a gruesome message about a mysterious website. He is plunged into a marketing maelstrom that sweeps from the glitz of Las Vegas to the grime of West Belfast, taking in the Freemasons, the Knights Templar, the conspiracies surrounding the sinking of the Titanic and, not least, the insidious marketing campaign behind Dan Brown's blockbuster novel, The Da Vinci Code.

As Simon Magill struggles to make sense of the riddle, he uncovers a startling truth about the irredeemably commercial character of the Holy Grail. Racing against time, he discovers that there is, and always has been, a cabal at the heart of Western capitalism - a secret society that possesses the key to business success. Based at a prominent American business school, this clandestine organization has been systematically misleading the marketing community for millennia. As Magill soon discovers, it will stop at nothing to prevent its jealously guarded secret being revealed…

  1. How Now Cash Cow
  2. The Ginger Man
  3. Wizard of the North
  4. The Future's Bright
  5. Divide and Rule
  6. O Captain! My Captain!
  7. Carve His Name With Pride
  8. who's the Paddy?
  9. The Hound of Hustler
  10. A Brown Study
  11. The Kane Mutiny
  12. The Unsinkable Brand
  13. A Night to Remember
  14. The Beuys Are Back in Town
  15. The Ascent of Dan
  16. Babbling Brooks
  17. Kane and Babel
  18. Buy One, Get One Freemason
  19. The Folks on the Hill
  20. The Fremont Street Experience
  21. Full Force Gale
  22. Dark End of the Street
  23. Fine Place, Rough People
  24. Viva, Viva, Las Vegas
  25. All the Sixes, Clickety Click
  26. King Solomon's Mine
  27. P2, or Not P2?
  28. Crouching Minger, Flying Drag Queen
  29. Simon Magill and the Last Crusade
  30. I Wish I Was in Templepatrick
  31. The Man Nobody Knows
  32. Show Me the Malory
  33. O Brotherhood, Where Art Thou?
  34. Simon Magill and the Temple of Doom
  35. The Odyssey
  36. Barton Brady's Big Mistake
  37. Anagramalama
  38. Hurry, While Shocks Last
  39. Song of Solomon
  40. Here's Looking at You, Kate
  41. Oak Park 'n' Ride
  42. Kitchen Confidential
  43. Heart of the Ocean
  44. Gimme Gimme Gimme a Brand After Midnight
  45. Down and Out in Oak Park, Ill.
  46. Whack First, Yack Later
  47. The Wild Bunch
  48. United We Stand
  49. Arms and the Dan
  50. Sugar Paddy
  51. O, Danny Boy
  • Author's Note
  • Postscript

Reviews

The Marketing Code

Reviewed by Roland Buresund

Excrement * (1 out of 10)

Last modified: Aug. 31, 2008, 7:25 p.m.

Rest assured that you will not learn one ounce of marketing from this book, as it is incoherent, badly written and manages to sprout bullshit, all at the same time.

Personally, I believe Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code was pure bull, but this book manages to even transcend that low-end excuse to trash. This book is written to be partly a satire to that book, but it fails to even be this. Yes, you may find some mildly funny parts in the book, if you know the Management Marketplace inside-out or if you're a former resident of the University of Ulster, but for the vast majority of us, we can safely skip this sorry excuse to paper waste.

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